For a while now the fast food companies of America have been embroiled in a war…a heated competition to provide the most shameless, embarrassing, disgusting food item; something that gives the biggest finger to the USDA health guidelines possible. Currently the leader in that race is Arbys with their proposed “Meat Mountain.” That happens to consist of 2 chicken tenders, 1.5 oz. of roast turkey, 1.5 oz. of ham, 1 slice of Swiss cheese, 1.5 oz. of corned beef, 1.5 oz. brisket, 1.5 oz. of Angus steak, 1 slice of cheddar cheese, 1.5 oz. roast beef, and 3 half-strips of bacon. Between one pair of buns.

If that makes you feel queasy, just imagine how the food feels….well, if it wasn’t composed of plant and animal matter that was already dead. In the new card game “Fast Food Fight Club,” however, food is alive, and everybody has major problems with each other, so they’re fighting to the death. We are aware that by talking about it we are breaking the first two rules.

Fast Food Fight Club is a multiplayer card game where tacos, hamburgers, ice cream and donuts fight to the death. The core game contains over 80 playing cards. It’s family friendly and takes about 15 minutes to play.

Also, in the twist ending, it turns out that YOU were the hamburger all along.

Fast Food Fight Club just started its campaign and has quite a way to go, but you can help get it there. Like the blurb says, content is family friendly, so don’t expect a recreation of “Sausage Party”….but, ah, you can push it in that direction by ordering the optional NSFW add-on….

You decide what’s being blurred out here. The crowdfunding campaign runs through April 11.

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