Beetlejuice 2 Finally Enters Development At WB
Well, the impossible has finally happened: I can report that there will be a Beetlejuice 2. Warner Bros confirmed during CinemaCon 2023 that they’ve finally greenlit a script and production can begin as early as next month. That only took (looks at watch) 35 years. There have been countless attempts at getting a sequel to Beetlejuice off the ground and none have flown. Many have tried, all have failed. Brad Pitt of all people recently tried to do it. But only one has succeeded, and though WB won’t say who, we have a good theory. Only ONE person could have moved this needle. This is what happened, folks: Harry Belafonte met Beetlejuice after dying and convinced him to book the gig. Belafonte entered the Waiting Room for the Recently Deceased. Beetlejuice, still waiting for his number to be called, saw him and flipped out: “HOLY MOLEY, YOU’RE HERE NOW?? I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!! I’ve been haunting folks to your hits forever!” “I’m also quite a fan of yours, Beetlejuice!” Belafonte